Friday, March 21, 2025
Jimmy Kimmel Says Trump Wants to Close the Department of Education Because ‘Ignorance Is Bliss’ | Video
Jimmy Kimmel found it kind of hard to believe that Donald Trump is trying to close the the Department of Education during his monologue on Thursday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.” The ABC host joked it might be because the United States has falled to its lowest point ever in the annual World Happiness Report, to 24th, pretty much since Trump was elected. “But our President has a plan to change that all. They say ignorance is bliss, and today, Donald Trump signed an executive order to dismantle the Department of Education. I know it sounds like a joke but it’s not,”…
Thursday, March 20, 2025
Jimmy Fallon Says March Madness 2025 Is Different Because ‘a Car Flipped Over’ Could Be ‘People Protesting Elon Musk’ Instead of Basketball Fans | Video
Jimmt Fallon noted during his monologue on Wednesday’s “The Tonight Show” that this year, the NCAA College Basketball Tournament — AKA March Madness — is a bit different, because the often destructive celebrations fans get up to resemble the public reaction to Tesla owner and Donald Trump ally Elon Musk. “Tomorrow is the first round of March Madness. Yeah, but this year will be a little different. If you see a car flipped over, it’s either fans celebrating their school or people protesting Elon Musk, so just be careful,” Fallon joked. “One of the two.” “I’m enjoying this time now,…
Wednesday, March 19, 2025
Jimmy Kimmel Is Annoyed by How Long the JKF Assassination Files Are: ‘Gonna Take Me Forever to Read This to My Kids’ | Video
Fulfilling a promise originally made during his first term, Donald Trump declassifed a massive number of files related to the investigation into John F. Kennedy’s 1963 assassination. So far at least, the files don’t appear to contain any new information or shocking revelations about the event, but that wasn’t what concerned Jimmy Kimmel during his Tuesday night monologue. “After 60 years of books and movies and deep investigations, today, today was like Christmas morning for conspiracy theorists. Unfortunately, Santa took forever to come down the chimney,” Kimmel explained. “All day we waited! Poor Oliver Stone had to endure a twelve-hour erection…
Tuesday, March 18, 2025
Jimmy Kimmel Remixes North Korean State Media to Mock Trump’s Golf Tournament Claims | Video
For some pretty obvious reasons, Jimmy Kimmel does not buy Donald Trump’s ridiculous claim to be some kind of golfing legend — somehow only while playing at his own golf clubs, of course — and he used his monologue on Monday’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” to mock him at length. And at one point, the ABC host remixed a real North Korean state TV broadcast so that it made absurd claims about Donald Trump instead of Kim John Un. First, Kimmel noted how Trump bragged about winning a golf tournament at his club while devastating storms ravaged America, killing 42. “While…
Monday, March 17, 2025
‘The White Lotus’ Star Jason Isaacs Says Timothy’s ‘Suicidal Instinct’ Isn’t Gone After Episode 5
Note: This story contains spoilers from “The White Lotus” Season 3, Episode 5. After watching Jason Isaacs’ Timothy spiral throughout “The White Lotus” Season 3, the character attempts to take his fate back into his own hands in Episode 5 — an impulse Isaacs said lingers throughout the rest of the season. In Episode 5, Timothy silently mulls over his future — which is likely going to include prison and frozen assets — and comes to the realization that ending his own life might be his best option. At the end of the episode, Timothy writes a suicide note to his…
Sunday, March 16, 2025
Debra Winger Protests Mahmoud Khalil Detention, Says She Has ‘A Debt to Pay’ After Falsehoods of Jewish Upbringing | Video
As nationwide protests bubble up this weekend over the arrest and detention of pro-Palestinian Columbia University activist Mahmoud Khalil last week, actress Debra Winger was among the demonstrators in a New York City protest outside Trump Tower on Wednesday. In a viral interview with Al Jazeera, the three-time Oscar-nominated actress, who was raised Jewish, spoke out against some of the lessons she was taught about her faith and community growing up, specifically as it relates to Israel and Zionism. She said she “had to unlearn” those ideals and now has “a debt to pay.” “I need to do all that…
Saturday, March 15, 2025
‘Emilia Pérez,’ ‘Wicked’ Win Top Honors at ACE Eddie Awards
“Emilia Pérez,” “Wicked” and “The Wild Robot” were the top film winners at the 75th ACE Eddie Awards, which took place on Friday evening at UCLA’s Royce Hall, nearly two weeks after the Oscars and nearly two months after the Eddies’ original date of Jan. 18. The ceremony held by the American Cinema Editors was postponed in January due to the wildfires that raged through the L.A. metro area earlier this year. Wins by Juliette Welfling for “Emilia Pérez” and Myron Kerstein for “Wicked” stood in contrast to the outcome at the 97th Academy Awards on March 2, when Sean…
Friday, March 14, 2025
Jimmy Kimmel Laments Trump Is ‘Making It Expensive to Get Drunk’ but ‘He’s the Reason We Need to Get Drunk’ | Video
Jimmy Kimmel was a bit bummed out by Trump’s weird, out of nowhere threat to slap tariffs on European wine. The convicted felon who also incited the deadly Jan. 6 attack is “making it very expensive to get drunk,” Kimmel said during his Thursday night monologue. But the problem is that “he’s the reason we need to get drunk.” “You know how on the campaign trail, every day, Trump promised he would bring prices down on day one? Well, I guess we’re starting to finally notice that he hasn’t. According to a new poll from CNN, 56% of Americans disapprove…
Thursday, March 13, 2025
Stephen Colbert Explains the ‘Toboggan Ride to Skid Row’ of Trump’s Policies: ‘Fight Fire With Setting Our Money on Fire’ | Video
Stephen Colbert touched on a multiple hot button issues in his monologue on Wednesday’s “The Late Show,” first running down how Donald Trump is running the economy into the ground, and then touching on Trump’s unconstitutional attacks on free speech and free assembly. We assume you’re familiar with how the economy is going, and about that that, Colbert said, “this toboggan ride to Skid Row is all courtesy of Trump’s on again, off, again, tariffs. But today, Trump implemented a plan to quell fear of tariffs with more tariffs Now, remember, you got to fight fire with setting our money…
Wednesday, March 12, 2025
Watch Fox News’ Maria Bartiromo Ramble in Praise of Trump’s Policies as Stock Market Drops More Than 100 Points | Video
By now of course you know all about the brutal week Wall Street — and many sectors of the U.S. economy — has already had, with a 900-point drop on Monday and a further 400-point drop on Tuesday. These drops are of course in direct response to Donald Trump’s chaotic policies, particularly the tarriffs he keeps imposing on our closest trading partners, then rescinding, then re-imposing. Experts now say we’re at an increased risk of recession thanks to his actions, though Trump, his underlings and his allies in the media all insist bad economic news is somehow Joe Biden’s fault,…
