Friday, January 29, 2021
A lot of very funny people had a lot of funny jokes on Twitter Thursday night at the expense of Georgia Republican congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, causing the term “Jewish Space Laser” to trend. Like this one:
Call me a Luddite but I’m perfectly happy with my Jewish Space Inkjet. https://t.co/ggp2DB6qX6
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) January 29, 2021
Don’t worry, we’ll get to more of those jokes in just a second. First, we need to explain just what the heck is happening.
Now, Greene is well known for holding extremist, racist and antidemocratic political views and for promoting a litany of insane conspiracy theories including QAnon. But on Thursday an old Facebook post, resurfaced by Media Matters, revealed what may be her most insane — and most racist — conspiracy theory of all: That lasers controlled by Jewish people caused the 2018 California wildfires.
No, really. In the now-deleted post, preserved by Media Matters, Greene wrote that there were “too many coincidences to ignore” regarding the fires, and opined that they weren’t a natural phenomenon at all. Instead, and we swear we aren’t kidding, she theorized that: 1) the Rothschilds, a wealthy Jewish family frequently mentioned by Nazis and other racist groups who advance horrific anti-Semitic conspiracy theories; 2) Teamed up with PG&E and the government of California; 3) To deliberately cause the fires using; 4) A laser from space; 5) In order to clear out land for a high speed rail line.
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Yes, a U.S. congresswoman who is fully endorsed by her party, the Republicans, wrote that just two years ago. And lest you think we’re kidding, here’s a screenshot of the post, courtesy again of Media Matters.
Via Media Matters
OK, caught up? Good. Now you know what “Jewish Space Laser” means. Freaked out? We get it. So we’re going to skip right to the very good jokes to help cheer you up despite knowing that that the sitting U.S. congresswoman, who was just given a plum committee assignment by her party even after her other extremist views came to light, wrote that.
First up, comedian Patton Oswalt, who really just owned the night with this joke you can literally hear in your mind.
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(Fred Schneider from the B-52s voice): “Jewish Space Laser!” https://t.co/olRA8rWrVG
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2021
Shit I’m gonna be muttering, “Jewish Space Laser” to the tune of “Paperback Writer” all weekend.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2021
Oooooooh no
There goes Tokyo
Jewish Space Laser! https://t.co/olRA8rWrVG— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2021
(Johnny Carson voice): “Jewish Space Laser” https://t.co/olRA8rWrVG
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 29, 2021
Next, “Crazy Ex Girlfriend” co-creator and star Rachel Bloom made us LOL, literally OL, with this video clip poking fun at the scramble to write a bunch of parody songs inspired by “Jewish Space Lasers.”
WOW IT’S ALL HAPPENING WOW WOW WOW pic.twitter.com/3dZIPGQNde
— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) January 29, 2021
“Difficult People” co-creator Billy Eichner had this gem:
I wish crazy people like this would stop thinking I’m controlling space lasers because I’m Jewish when in truth it’s because I’m GAY and FUN. https://t.co/gMW667VKl7
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) January 29, 2021
And we’re always here for a Mel Brooks reference.
All you people pretending not to know about the Jewish Space Laser, when @MelBrooks told us all about it ages ago. https://t.co/uJ4TWdHXAl
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) January 29, 2021
Read on for some more very fun jokes about this not very fun thing.
Two Hebrews and their #JewishSpaceLasers pic.twitter.com/LmTb2yJ1vd
— Jason Perlow (@jperlow) January 29, 2021
Did somebody say Jewish Space Laser? pic.twitter.com/6F3M6cE5Ys
— Nick Confessore (@nickconfessore) January 28, 2021
The secret Jewish space laser was great for my sons’ bris, but the wildfires are a step too far. https://t.co/cGs967pKig
— David Brooks (@nytdavidbrooks) January 29, 2021
I have questions about Rep. Greene's theory that the California wildfires were started by the Rothschilds using a space laser in order to clear land for high-speed rail https://t.co/mZ2nL5luwz
— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) January 28, 2021
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